Til The Break Of Dawn

nesper:

ozzyosborntodie:

me realizing i left the stove on

Is that a doll

*inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

(via nesper)

niknak79:

A surprise for the next people who redo the carpet.

juliacaroled:

lady-of-asgard:

there is a hell, believe me i’ve seen it

where are we going? *clap clap clap* TO STEAL SOME SOULS.

awkwardvagina:

popcorn? no thanks i only eat heavymetalcorn

(via nesper)

e-xhausted:

too much random dancing huh

jehovahzwetness:

Yo how did he write this

jennstarkid:

tastefullyoffensive:

Reversed cotton candy eating.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

(via nesper)

Til The Break Of Dawn.